10/7:

I think i took a new strain of edible called 'regret' bc why am i on a streak rn of mourning every old friendship/relationship like I'm getting nostalgic about my old roommates who I HATED living with!

10/6:

I'm in London (flew in on a red eye and went right to the office) and I swear to god I always get on these flights with crying babies and loud children. It should be socially acceptable to shush children once they are >6 years old.

9/28:

Today I found a quiet corner of prospect park to sit and read in and take my edible and then a full band sat down next to me and started practicing i'm not sure whether i can be annoyed or not.

9:24:

I stooped a TV on saturday night and carried it a few avenue blocks and I think I ruined my body. I feel like Uncle Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory laid up in a big bed cooking laundry soup.

9/22:

There is a MOUSE in my apartment that I have named Miss Mousie and now greet whenever coming in the door so that it doesn't run out and scare me.

9/17:

I drink on average 5-7 seltzers per day when in office, and 1-2 when not in the office. How does my body adapt to the 67% reduction in bubbles?